Tracks
- 1911 Call: "Help I've Overdosed on Philosophy!"1:25
- 2Self Help Specialist Ends Own Life1:56
- 3I Am a Trans-Continental Railroad, Please Run a Train on Me1:11
- 4Stop Calling Us Screamo1:18
- 5You Don't Understand the Liquor is Calling the Shots Now Randy Bobandy1:05
- 6You Can't Get Goose Justice in Fox Court, Just Spit on the Judge1:33
- 7Atrocities from a Story Book Perspective1:26
- 8An Introduction for People Who Hate Introductions1:03
- 9Jimmy Buffett Doesn't Even Surf1:09
- 10Soap Opera Stardom is a Single is A Single Tear Drop Away1:22
- 11Pep Talk from a Nihilist1:29
- 12Fashion Statements of the Socially Aware1:41
- 13Absolutely Absolute Absolution1:43